Congratulations! You just got lucky. You have been chosen to learn how to be Mega-Cool. Being Mega-Cool is not the same as being the ordinary, regular kind of cool. Why? Because I’m Batman and I said so! You see, I radiate Mega-Cool. I exude it. And so do my awesome, Mega-Cool friends. Being Mega-Cool means you know how to save the city, the country, and the planet – with some help from your Mega-Cool friends, of course. It means you stalk the night, fight crime, and rap like a heavy-metal machine. It means you know how to dress and talk and arrive with a Mega-Cool, cowl-wearing kind of style. It means you will get to use the Mega-Coolest gadgets and gear in the universe! And it means you are going to learn directly from me how to be the coolest person in the world.
Reading age: 7-10 years old